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020			_a9780062427083 (hardback)
020			_a0062427083 (hardback)
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100	1		_aAlpert, Karen _c(Blogger) _9562147
245	1	0	_aI want my epidural back : _badventures in mediocre parenting / _cKaren Alpert
264		1	_aNew York, NY : _bWilliam Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers, _c2016
264		4	_c©2016
300			_ax, 309 pages : _billustrations ; _c19 cm.
336			_2rdacontent _atext
337			_2rdamedia _aunmediated
338			_2rdacarrier _avolume
505	0		_aBe the best damn mediocre parent you can be -- Tell those overachieving moms to suck it -- You want to watch my child? Bwhahahahahaha!! Oh wait, you're serious -- And for dinner I gave my kids an eating disorder -- Here an orifice, there an orifice, everywhere an orifice, orifice -- I tried the crying it out method...I'm still crying -- How the F to entertain your rugrats when you have nothing to do -- My hubby is awesome (but not as awesome as me) -- Teach your douchenugget to be less douchey and more nuggety -- Aww shit, whatta you mean they grow up??
520			_a"If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book ... But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won't put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonald's for a special treat but really it's because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book"--Dust jacket flap.
520			_aIf you are the kind of mom who opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then you need to read this book. A celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents, Alpert's observations will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you're smart and read it there.
600	1	0	_aAlpert, Karen _c(Blogger) _9562147
650		0	_aParenting _vAnecdotes _9258008
650		0	_aParenting _vHumor _9562148
650		0	_aParenthood _vAnecdotes _9562149
650		0	_aParenthood _vHumor _9562150
650		0	_aChild rearing _vAnecdotes _9562151
650		0	_aChild rearing _vHumor _9562152
650		0	_aMotherhood _vAnecdotes _9490106
650		0	_aMotherhood _vHumor _9562153
650		0	_aMothers _vBiography _zUnited States _9562154
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